Oh Jesus. I have no idea where this is originally from but it’s so true, ahahaha.
TO BE FAIR, his “morphine toast” bit makes me cry. Like, I just thought about it and started crying.
The original source is this post by rosiedoestumblr
You are an angel! Thank you so much. ♥♥♥
Done! Thank you for the many lulz.
Thank you! ♥ Would you be really awesome and edit the post so that the pic is the one I’ve uploaded here, with the...
I’d appreciate if you could credit...link to the source, please.
THE SERIOUS TRUTH
What’s also sad about it is that it’s not the only good line in the film. It’s just the only one people tend to remember...
This is amazingly true. My picture that I made with that quote is still being reblogged. 8/
LOL, you forgot the 25% of people asking for a link!
Yeah and I cry everytime I hear it :’(
I have NEVER seen a more accurate pie chart!